Made Of Awesome: Issue One

Note From Toastful:
Because there haven't been that many contributions yet, I'm just going to go ahead and publish the very first issue!
Enjoy, and remember, for better future issues, send me stuff to put in them!

Puff Levels
by WA_state_nerdfighter

I recently noticed that puff levels were relatively high. I have a suggestion on the matter. A VACATION. Only for a few days, and the boys need not record a daily video. I came across this conclusion when watching the archives on brotherhood2.com. John was in the hospital yet was still required to create his video. I then asked myself, "Is this fair?"

I believe that if they are in INCREDIBLY POOR HEALTH they need not post on that day, and be exempt from punishment.

Bears
by Platypus

Bears eat berries
Bears are scarys
Bears don't like chairs
Bears like other bears
I am no bear
Though I do have brown hair
Perhaps I am not quite being fair
As white is the color of the polar bear
Goldilocks almost got eaten by bears
But no one really even cares
Bears tend to eat fish
Or they can whenever they wish
Sometimes I like a good bear
They may be even safer then the product, Nair
But let's leave the bears alone
Cause they could make us into only bone

Awesome poster contributed by The Mad Vender

Thanks to everyone from My Pants who contributed to the First Issue!