Issue 2: In My Pants!

Note From Toastful:
Whenever someone contributes to the newsletter, I will give them a super jokes title (such as Master Contributer...or something like that).
Also: Whenever I post something from you I'm going to make your name a link to your profile in My Pants. If you don't want me to do that, when you contribute, say "Don't make my name a link!" Enjoy the new issue!

NerdFighter Fun Link of the Week:
Monkeys in My Pants!
http://archives.cnn.com/2002/US/West/12/19/monkey.pants.reut/index.html
Link above and picture below Contributed by Master Contributer LysaLee646


Hilarious Quotes From My Pants
By Toastful

When you add mean and obnoxious to inconsiderate teenage girls you get a giant mess of loud chatty boobs. ~Kimmeh86

What else was there to do but cover pieces of cardboard in garbage bags and make a Slip 'N' Slide! ~ldgraceblue

Also, did anyone else notice the goat obsession? ~strdst_grl

I wish you could understand the giggle that just came from me because of that. ~DownHome

Nerdfighters: Decreasing World Suck in my pants ~nerdfighter_jedi

Also, I figured, if I can actually get this stinking book published, I want MY name on it so the whole world will know that I did it! ~inSANEmom

I enjoy putting my two year old's pants on my head while I am changing his diapers. ~sasjhwa

In Your Pants Jokes
By Toastful and Various NerdFighters
Little Women...In your pants (LysaLee646) Blood Sucking Fiends...In my pants (sarahnade)
A Thousand Splendid Suns...In your pants (Toastful) Life Is Beautiful...In your pants (Evangeline)
A Few Quick Ones...In your pants (Evangeline)


Last Issue's Poll Results:
Who Would Win In A Fight?
John, Of Course: 41%
Hank, Duh!: 6%
The Brothers Wouldn't Fight!: 46%
I Can't Decide: 6%
Who Are John and Hank (The Decepticon Answer): 0%